Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 30, 2018
September 30, 2018
“If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy teenagers?”
October 1, 2018
“I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.” – Karr
October 2, 2018
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Martin
October 3, 2018
“I take him to McDonalds just to watch him eat and see the numbers change.” – Rivers
October 4, 2018
“I never drink water because of the discusting things fish to in it.” – Fields
October 5, 2018
“There must be something to acupuncture – after all, you never see any sick porcupines.” – Goddard
October 6, 2018
“God heals and the doctor takes the fee.” – Franklin
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