Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of February 3, 2019
February 3, 2019
“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.” – Snow
February 4, 2019
“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” – Allen
February 5, 2019
“Planned obsolescence isn’t a bad idea – God always used it with people.” – Orben
February 6, 2019
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.” – Allen
February 7, 2019
“I generally avoid temptation, unless I can’t resist.” – West
February 8, 2019
“A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.” – Van Buren
February 9, 2019
“God created man and then woman, but the atheist created himself.” – Anon
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