Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of February 17, 2019
February 17, 2019
“They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it’s not the bun?” – Leno
February 18, 2019
“All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she gained all that sexual experience.” – Rudner
February 19, 2019
“Everywhere is walking distance…if you have the time.” – Wright
February 20, 2019
“Ever notice how nobody says “it’s only a game,” when their team is winning?” – Anon
February 21, 2019
“The only time you find success before work is in the dictionary.” – Smith
February 22, 2019
“Sometimes “the fool rushes in” gets the job done.” – Bernstein
February 23, 2019
“I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.” – Tomlin
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