Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of October 6, 2019
October 6, 2019
“The number one fear in life is public speaking, the number two fear is death. This means that
if you go to a funeral, you’re better off in the casket than giving the eulogy.” – Seinfeld
October 7, 2019
“My father gave me these hints on speech making: Be sincere, be brief and be seated.” – Roosevelt
October 8, 2019
“I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford’s new husband on their wedding night. I know what’s expected
of me, I’m just not sure I’ve got the ability to make it interesting.” – Helitzer
October 9, 2019
“If you’re related to our main guest, let me know so I can speak slowly.” – Morgan
October 10, 2019
“As my mother use to say: ‘Mimic a duck – act calm and unruffled on the surface but paddly like
crazy underneath.'”
October 11, 2019
“Political Speeches are like steer horns – a point here, a point there and alot of bull in between!”
October 12, 2019
“My job is to talk to you and your job is to listen. If you finish first, please let me know.” – Herschfield
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