Topic: Quote of the Day

Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of March 10, 2019 0





Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of March 10, 2019

March 10, 2019
“Wherever you are, make sure you’re there.” — Sullivan
March 11, 2019
“Business is a game, the greatest game in the world if you know how to play it.” – Watson
March 12, 2019
“A corporation is an ingenious device for obtaining indivitual profit without individual responsibility.” – Bierce
March 13, 2019
“Take care of those who work for you and you’ll float to greatness on their achievements.” – Burns
March 14, 2019
“Only the little people pay taxes.” – Helmsley
March 15, 2019
“Being good is good business.” – Roddick
March 16, 2019
“Corporate courage is usually no greater than personal courage.” – Teller
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of March 3, 2019




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of March 3, 2019

March 3, 2019
“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.” – Brown
March 4, 2019
“He who laughs last, thinks slowest.” – Anderson
March 5, 2019
“Let’s face it, some days you’re the pigeon and some days you’re the statue.” – Morgan
March 6, 2019
“Trust is essential in all organizations.” – Bennis
March 7, 2019
“Diversity raises the intelligence of groups.” – Kline
March 8, 2019
“The way management treats their associates is exactly how the associates will treat the customers.” – Walton
March 9, 2019
“Power is a very dangerous word.” – Winblad
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of February 24, 2019




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of February 24, 2019

February 24, 2019
“Life is not a dress rehersal.” – Tremain
February 25, 2019
“If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.” – Szasz
February 26, 2019
“I want to die like my grandfather died…peacefully in his sleep. Not like the other three people screaming in the car.” – Adams
February 27, 2019
“A true friend is someone who is there for you when he’d rather be anywhere else.” – Wein
February 28, 2019
“We can’t all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.” – Rogers
March 1, 2019
“If you lose, you’re going to be fire, and if you win, you only put off the day you’re going to be fired.” – Durocher
March 2, 2019
“Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what people will do.” – Nash
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of February 17, 2019




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of February 17, 2019

February 17, 2019
“They say hot dogs can kill you. How do you know it’s not the bun?” – Leno
February 18, 2019
“All men look at Dr. Ruth and wonder how she gained all that sexual experience.” – Rudner
February 19, 2019
“Everywhere is walking distance…if you have the time.” – Wright
February 20, 2019
“Ever notice how nobody says “it’s only a game,” when their team is winning?” – Anon
February 21, 2019
“The only time you find success before work is in the dictionary.” – Smith
February 22, 2019
“Sometimes “the fool rushes in” gets the job done.” – Bernstein
February 23, 2019
“I’ve always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.” – Tomlin
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of February 10, 2019




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of February 10, 2019

February 10, 2019
“Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.” – Wells
February 11, 2019
“Money can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.” – Milligan
February 12, 2019
“Jesus was born on a bank holiday and died on a bank holiday. We can therefore presume that when he returns again it will also be on a bank holiday.” – Johnson
February 13, 2019
“Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.” – Mencken
February 14, 2019
“It was a woman who drove me to drink – and you know, I never thanked her.” – Fields
February 15, 2019
“You can tell German wine from vinegar…by the label.” – Twain
February 16, 2019
“A liberal arts major can make lots of money – presuming they win the lottery…” – Anon
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of February 3, 2019




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of February 3, 2019

February 3, 2019
“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.” – Snow
February 4, 2019
“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” – Allen
February 5, 2019
“Planned obsolescence isn’t a bad idea – God always used it with people.” – Orben
February 6, 2019
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.” – Allen
February 7, 2019
“I generally avoid temptation, unless I can’t resist.” – West
February 8, 2019
“A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.” – Van Buren
February 9, 2019
“God created man and then woman, but the atheist created himself.” – Anon
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 27, 2019




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 27, 2019

January 27, 2019
“Where do the solutions go when a candidate gets elected?” – Orben
January 28, 2019
“I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting is is another matter.” – Churchill
January 29, 2019
“Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides.” – Thatcher
January 30, 2019
“Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs or cutting hair.” – Burns
January 31, 2019
“Professional life is like a fire hydrant. You spend all your time putting out fires and stand your ground against the big dogs.” – Nash
February 1, 2019
“Few great men could get past personnel.” – Goodman
February 2, 2019
“I don’t like the fact that doctors are referred to as practicing.” – Schwartz
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 20, 2019




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 20, 2019

January 20, 2019
“The advantage to being poor is that the doctor will cure you faster.” – Braude
January 21, 2019
“If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all his impersonators would be dead.” – Carson
January 22, 2019
“If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible you haven’t grasped the situation.” – Kerr
January 23, 2019
“If you want the rain bow, you gotta put up with the rain.” – Parton
January 24, 2019
“Perserverance is not a long race; it is many short races, one after another.” – Elliott
January 25, 2019
“Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important.” – McCarthy
January 26, 2019
“A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.” – Guinan
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 13, 2019




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 13, 2019

January 13, 2019
“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.” – Radne
January 14, 2019
“Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.” – Twain
January 15, 2019
“Her body is harder to ignore than a ringing telephone.” – Francis
January 16, 2019
“Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.” – Rudner
January 17, 2019
“Outside ever thin girl is a fat man trying to get in…” – Leno
January 18, 2019
“I want to know why, if men rule the world, why don’t they stop wearing neckties.” – Ellerbee
January 19, 2019
“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” – Fields
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 6, 2019




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 6, 2019

January 6, 2019
“A country that cannot manage its borders is not a country.” – Reagan
January 7, 2019
“I knew nothing about airlines, which I think made me eminently qualified to start one.” – Kelleher
January 8, 2019
“Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.” – Schulz
January 9, 2019
“Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” – Lincoln
January 10, 2019
“Adolescence is when children start trying to bring up their parents.” – Armour
January 11, 2019
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad I’m going to miss mine by a few days.” – Keillor
January 12, 2019
“Ninety percent of living is just showing up.” – Allen
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of December 30, 2018