Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of For The Week Of October 21, 2018
October 21, 2018
“Another existance swallowed up in the fearful rush of what is called civilization, but is very much like chaos.” – Valmore
October 22, 2018
“The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.” – Diller
October 23, 2018
“Of all the things I miss, the things I miss the most is my mind.” – Weinstock
October 24, 2018
“My health is good; it’s my age that’s bad.” – Acuff
October 25, 2018
“The meek shall inherit the earth but not the mineral rights.” – Getty
October 26, 2018
“A decent provision for the poor is the true test of civilization.” – Johnson
October 27, 2018
“The earth we abuse and the living things we kill will, in the end, take their revenge; for in exploiting their presence we are diminishing our future.” – Mannes
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 14, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 14, 2018
October 14, 2018
“Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future.” – Kennedy
October 15, 2018
“Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.” – Larson
October 16, 2018
“The prerequisites for being in the diplomatic corps are the ability to handle protocol, alcohol, and geritol.” – Rowling
October 17, 2018
“It’s pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness. Poverty and wealth have both failed.” – Hubbard
October 18, 2018
“Happiness is health and a poor memory.” – Schweitzer
October 19, 2018
“You don’t get ulcers from what you eat. You get them from what’s eating you.” – Baum
October 20, 2018
“The good Lord never gives you more than you can handle. Unless you die of something.” – Guindon
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 7, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 7, 2018
October 7, 2018
“The market, wether stock, bond or super, is a barometer of civilization.” – Alexander
October 8, 2018
“If civilization has risen from the Stone Age, it can rise again from the Wastepaper Age.” – Barzun
October 9, 2018
“Wealth may not produce civilization, but civilization produces money.” – Beecher
October 10, 2018
“The true test of civilization is the kind of men a country turns out.” – Emerson
October 11, 2018
“Mechanics, not microbes, are the menace to civilization.” – Douglas
October 12, 2018
What will be more important in the 21st century – our differences or our common humanity?” – Clinton
October 13, 2018
“Increased means and increased leisure are the two civilizers of man.” – Disraeli
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 30, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 30, 2018
September 30, 2018
“If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t there more happy teenagers?”
October 1, 2018
“I think a dysfunctional family is any family with more than one person in it.” – Karr
October 2, 2018
“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.” – Martin
October 3, 2018
“I take him to McDonalds just to watch him eat and see the numbers change.” – Rivers
October 4, 2018
“I never drink water because of the discusting things fish to in it.” – Fields
October 5, 2018
“There must be something to acupuncture – after all, you never see any sick porcupines.” – Goddard
October 6, 2018
“God heals and the doctor takes the fee.” – Franklin
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 23, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 23, 2018
September 23, 2018
“Adults are children who earn money.” – Branagh
September 24, 2018
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.” – Arnette
September 25, 2018
“I once asked a Delta Airlines employee what what the letters in Delta stand for. He said, ‘Don’t Expect
Luggage To Arrive.’ ” – Christing
September 26, 2018
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.” – Jong
September 27, 2018
“There’s no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” – Twain
September 28, 2018
“if only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.” – Wharton
September 29, 2018
“I have the perfect simplified tax form for the government. Why don’t they just print our money
with a return address on it?” – Hope
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 16, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 16, 2018
September 16, 2018
“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.”
September 17, 2018
“Sign on liquor store: Back to school sale”
September 18, 2018
“My school was so dangerous, the school newspaper had an obituary column!” – Ray
September 19, 2018
“Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before the snow stops.” – Diller
September 20, 2018
“One in four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. Think of your three closest friends – and if they all seem okay, then you’re the one.” – Landers
September 21, 2018
“A word of advice, don’t give it.” – Volicos
September 22, 2018
“Keep in mind, to a dog you are family, to a cat you are staff.”
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 9, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 9, 2018
September 9, 2018
“Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one that really does.” – Bernstein
September 10, 2018
“On how to become a good speaker: Practice all the time. One of the best ways it to put a bunch
of marbles in your mouth while you talk. Slowly but surely you take away a mable. And then, when you’ve
lost all your marbles, you’re a public speaker!” – Jessel
September 11, 2018
“I through I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, Why should I? He never reads any of mine!” – Milligan
September 12, 2018
“I was told to be accurate, be brief, and then be seated. So, I promise I shall be as brief as possible,
no matter how long it takes me!” – Pearson
September 13, 2018
“He couldn’t get into Harvard even if he had the dean’s wife at gunpoint!” – Barry
September 14, 2018
“It’s strange how few of the world’s great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.” – Prochnow
September 15, 2018
“I won’t say I went to a tough school, but we did have our own coroner.” – Bruce
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Quote Of The Day – For The Week Of September 2, 2018

Quote Of The Day – For The Week Of September 2, 2018
September 2, 2018
“In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations – it’s cold, half French and difficult to stir.” – Keate
September 3, 2018
“I envy people who drink – at least they know who to blame everything on.” – Levant
September 4, 2018
“He who laughs, lasts.” – Poole
September 5, 2018
“I’m an idealist: I don’t know where I’m going but I’m on my way!” – Sandburg
September 6, 2018
“Buffet: A French word that means ‘get up and get it for yourself!’ ” – Dentinger
September 7, 2018
“Good breeding consists in conealing how much we think of oruselves and how little we think of the other person.” – Twain
September 8, 2018
“Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.” – Gardner
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 26, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 26, 2018
August 26, 2018
“On cable TV, they have a weather channel – 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.” – Spencer
August 27, 2018
“The people of Seattle deny they get much rain, while the rest of America thinks of it as America’s bladder.”
August 28, 2018
“The tanned appearance of many New Englanders isn’t sunburn – it’s rust.”
August 29, 2018
“Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.” – Allen
August 30, 2018
Miami bumper sticker: “Horn is broken – watch for finger!”
August 31, 2018
“I just returned from Boston, it’s the only sane thing to do if you find yourself there!” – Allen
September 1, 2018
“France: the only country where money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper!” – Wilder
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 19, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 19, 2018
August 19, 2018
“A person’s reputation is a mixture of what his friends, enemies and relatives say behind his back.”
August 20, 2018
“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” – Twain
August 21, 2018
“He’s so honest you could shoot craps with him over the phone.” – Wilson
August 22, 2018
“A person whose conscience never troubles him must have it really well trained.”
August 23, 2018
“Generous people are rarely mentally ill people.” – Menninger
August 24, 2018
“A tourist is a person who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.” – Ganest
August 25, 2018
“My wife tells me she doesn’t care what I do when I’m away, as long as I’m not enjoying it.” – Trevino
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 12, 2018