Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of February 3, 2019

February 3, 2019
“A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who has never owned a car.” – Snow
February 4, 2019
“Life doesn’t imitate art, it imitates bad television.” – Allen
February 5, 2019
“Planned obsolescence isn’t a bad idea – God always used it with people.” – Orben
February 6, 2019
“If only God would give me a clear sign, like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.” – Allen
February 7, 2019
“I generally avoid temptation, unless I can’t resist.” – West
February 8, 2019
“A church is a hospital for sinners, not a museum for saints.” – Van Buren
February 9, 2019
“God created man and then woman, but the atheist created himself.” – Anon
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 27, 2019

Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 27, 2019

January 27, 2019
“Where do the solutions go when a candidate gets elected?” – Orben
January 28, 2019
“I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting is is another matter.” – Churchill
January 29, 2019
“Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from both sides.” – Thatcher
January 30, 2019
“Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs or cutting hair.” – Burns
January 31, 2019
“Professional life is like a fire hydrant. You spend all your time putting out fires and stand your ground against the big dogs.” – Nash
February 1, 2019
“Few great men could get past personnel.” – Goodman
February 2, 2019
“I don’t like the fact that doctors are referred to as practicing.” – Schwartz
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 20, 2019

Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 20, 2019

January 20, 2019
“The advantage to being poor is that the doctor will cure you faster.” – Braude
January 21, 2019
“If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all his impersonators would be dead.” – Carson
January 22, 2019
“If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it’s just possible you haven’t grasped the situation.” – Kerr
January 23, 2019
“If you want the rain bow, you gotta put up with the rain.” – Parton
January 24, 2019
“Perserverance is not a long race; it is many short races, one after another.” – Elliott
January 25, 2019
“Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it’s important.” – McCarthy
January 26, 2019
“A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.” – Guinan
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 13, 2019

Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 13, 2019

January 13, 2019
“I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch.” – Radne
January 14, 2019
“Let us so live that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry.” – Twain
January 15, 2019
“Her body is harder to ignore than a ringing telephone.” – Francis
January 16, 2019
“Men who drink herbal teas are seldom serial killers.” – Rudner
January 17, 2019
“Outside ever thin girl is a fat man trying to get in…” – Leno
January 18, 2019
“I want to know why, if men rule the world, why don’t they stop wearing neckties.” – Ellerbee
January 19, 2019
“A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.” – Fields
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 6, 2019

Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of January 6, 2019

January 6, 2019
“A country that cannot manage its borders is not a country.” – Reagan
January 7, 2019
“I knew nothing about airlines, which I think made me eminently qualified to start one.” – Kelleher
January 8, 2019
“Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.” – Schulz
January 9, 2019
“Most folks are about as happy as they make up their minds to be.” – Lincoln
January 10, 2019
“Adolescence is when children start trying to bring up their parents.” – Armour
January 11, 2019
“They say such nice things about people at their funerals that it makes me sad I’m going to miss mine by a few days.” – Keillor
January 12, 2019
“Ninety percent of living is just showing up.” – Allen
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of December 30, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of December 30, 2018

December 30, 2018
“The closest Liz Warren will ever come to being a “Cherokee” is if she grows headlights and a bumper…” – Gmbooks
December 31, 2018
“There is not hell, there’s only France.” – Zappa
January 1, 2019
“There’s no way that moving in with your parents is a sign that your life is on track.” – Seinfeld
January 2, 2019
“Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” – Levenson
January 3, 2019
“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family…in another city.” – Burns
January 4, 2019
“I find th emore I drink the mor interesting others become.” – Ralphs
January 5, 2019
“The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.” – Voltaire
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of December 23, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of December 23, 2018

December 23, 2018
“The consumer dictates whether we’re in business or not.” – Fitzgerald
December 24, 2018
“A verbal contract isn’t worth the paper it’s written on.” – Goldwyn
December 25, 2018
“Talent wins games, but teamwork wins championships.” – Jordan
December 26, 2018
“There are a hundred thousand useless words in the English language, but they come in handy in college football yells.” – Anon
December 27, 2018
“You never know how many friends you have until you rent a cottage at the beach.” – Kristofferson
December 28, 2018
“He went to an Ivy League school – so he can write on bathroom walls in Latin.” – Evans
December 29, 2018
“I don’t pick on politicians. They ain’t done nothin’.” – Skelton
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of For The Week Of December 16, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of For The Week Of December 16, 2018

December 16, 2018
“The individual servers the industrial system not by supplying it with savings and the resulting capital; he serves it by consuming its pruducts.” – Gailbraith
December 17, 2018
“With every decision we make, the last question we ask is what does the consumer think of this.” – Fitzgerald
December 18, 2018
“New consumers are never-satisfied consumers.” – McKenna
December 19, 2018
“Man is the only creature that consumes without producing.” – Orwell
December 20, 2018
“Unsafe at any speed.” – Nader
December 21, 2018
“Make your bargain before beginning to plow.” – Arab proverb
December 22, 2018
“Contracts are agreements made up of big words and little type.” – Ewing.
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of For The Week Of December 9, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of For The Week Of December 9, 2018

December 9, 2018
“Conscience gets a lot of credit that belongs to cold feet.” – Anon
December 10, 2018
“A business must have a conscience as well as an accounting department.” – Burton
December 11, 2018
“A man cannot be comfortable without his own approval.” – Twain
December 12, 2018
“Food comes first, then morals.” – Brecht
December 13, 2018
“What I’m learning from customers is that there is an excess of technology out there.” – Gerstner
December 14, 2018
“Customers resent it when a company presumes to judge the quality of its products on their behalf.” – Grove
December 15, 2018
“The consumer is the most important part of the production line.” – Deming
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of For The Week Of December 2, 2018

Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of For The Week Of December 2, 2018
December 2, 2018
“As is our confidence, so is our capacity.” – Hazlitt
December 3, 2018
“A reasonable probability is the only certainty.” – Howe
December 4, 2018
“The better people think they are, the better they will be. Positive self-image creates success.” – Joronen
December 5, 2018
“The greatest success is confidence.” – Emerson
December 6, 2018
“We should do everything both cautiously and confidently at the same time.” – Epictetus
December 7, 2018
“If the public doesn’t believe the message conveyed by your product and its promotion, the marketing game is lost.” – Heller
December 8, 2018
“Lack of confidence is not the result of difficulty; the difficulty comes from lack of confidence.” – Seneca
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For the week of November 25, 2018