Thought(s) Of The Day – For the Week of April 12, 2020
April 12, 2020
People say that nothing is impossible, but I do nothing all day!
April 13, 2020
When you clean out a vacuum cleaner, you become a vacuum cleaner.
April 14, 2020
Start each day with a positive thought, like: “I can go back to bed is just 17 short hours!”
April 15, 2020
Never hold your farts in! They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where shitty ideas come from!
April 16, 2020
If you press the Home button on your iPhone and you’re still at work, you’re iPhone is broken.
April 17, 2020
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?
April 18, 2020
People that wonder if the glass is half full or half empty are missing the point that the glass is refillable.
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