Topic: Quote of the Day

Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 23, 2018 0






Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 23, 2018
September 23, 2018
“Adults are children who earn money.” – Branagh
September 24, 2018
“When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.” – Arnette
September 25, 2018
“I once asked a Delta Airlines employee what what the letters in Delta stand for. He said, ‘Don’t Expect
Luggage To Arrive.’ ” – Christing
September 26, 2018
“Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.” – Jong
September 27, 2018
“There’s no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.” – Twain
September 28, 2018
“if only we’d stop trying to be happy we’d have a pretty good time.” – Wharton
September 29, 2018
“I have the perfect simplified tax form for the government. Why don’t they just print our money
with a return address on it?” – Hope
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 16, 2018




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 16, 2018
September 16, 2018
“The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits.”
September 17, 2018
“Sign on liquor store: Back to school sale”
September 18, 2018
“My school was so dangerous, the school newspaper had an obituary column!” – Ray
September 19, 2018
“Cleaning your house while your children are still growing is like shoveling the walk before the snow stops.” – Diller
September 20, 2018
“One in four people in this country is mentally imbalanced. Think of your three closest friends – and if they all seem okay, then you’re the one.” – Landers
September 21, 2018
“A word of advice, don’t give it.” – Volicos
September 22, 2018
“Keep in mind, to a dog you are family, to a cat you are staff.”
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 9, 2018




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 9, 2018
September 9, 2018
“Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one that really does.” – Bernstein
September 10, 2018
“On how to become a good speaker: Practice all the time. One of the best ways it to put a bunch
of marbles in your mouth while you talk. Slowly but surely you take away a mable. And then, when you’ve
lost all your marbles, you’re a public speaker!” – Jessel
September 11, 2018
“I through I’d begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, Why should I? He never reads any of mine!” – Milligan
September 12, 2018
“I was told to be accurate, be brief, and then be seated. So, I promise I shall be as brief as possible,
no matter how long it takes me!” – Pearson
September 13, 2018
“He couldn’t get into Harvard even if he had the dean’s wife at gunpoint!” – Barry
September 14, 2018
“It’s strange how few of the world’s great problems are solved by people who remember their algebra.” – Prochnow
September 15, 2018
“I won’t say I went to a tough school, but we did have our own coroner.” – Bruce
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Quote Of The Day – For The Week Of September 2, 2018




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Quote Of The Day – For The Week Of September 2, 2018
September 2, 2018
“In any world menu, Canada must be considered the vichyssoise of nations – it’s cold, half French and difficult to stir.” – Keate
September 3, 2018
“I envy people who drink – at least they know who to blame everything on.” – Levant
September 4, 2018
“He who laughs, lasts.” – Poole
September 5, 2018
“I’m an idealist: I don’t know where I’m going but I’m on my way!” – Sandburg
September 6, 2018
“Buffet: A French word that means ‘get up and get it for yourself!’ ” – Dentinger
September 7, 2018
“Good breeding consists in conealing how much we think of oruselves and how little we think of the other person.” – Twain
September 8, 2018
“Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.” – Gardner
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 26, 2018




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 26, 2018
August 26, 2018
“On cable TV, they have a weather channel – 24 hours of weather. We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window.” – Spencer
August 27, 2018
“The people of Seattle deny they get much rain, while the rest of America thinks of it as America’s bladder.”
August 28, 2018
“The tanned appearance of many New Englanders isn’t sunburn – it’s rust.”
August 29, 2018
“Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for movie stars.” – Allen
August 30, 2018
Miami bumper sticker: “Horn is broken – watch for finger!”
August 31, 2018
“I just returned from Boston, it’s the only sane thing to do if you find yourself there!” – Allen
September 1, 2018
“France: the only country where money falls apart and you can’t tear the toilet paper!” – Wilder
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 19, 2018




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 19, 2018
August 19, 2018
“A person’s reputation is a mixture of what his friends, enemies and relatives say behind his back.”
August 20, 2018
“Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest.” – Twain
August 21, 2018
“He’s so honest you could shoot craps with him over the phone.” – Wilson
August 22, 2018
“A person whose conscience never troubles him must have it really well trained.”
August 23, 2018
“Generous people are rarely mentally ill people.” – Menninger
August 24, 2018
“A tourist is a person who drives thousands of miles so he can be photographed standing in front of his car.” – Ganest
August 25, 2018
“My wife tells me she doesn’t care what I do when I’m away, as long as I’m not enjoying it.” – Trevino
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 12, 2018




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 12, 2018
August 12, 2018
“Never burn bridges. Today’s junior jerk is tomorrow’s senior partner.” – Weaver
August 13, 2018
“Don’t be humble. You’re not that great.” – Meir
August 14, 2018
“Few things are harder to put up with than the annoyance of a good example.” – Twain
August 15, 2018
“No one leads the orchestra without turning his back on the crowd.”
August 16, 2018
“I succeed him – nobody could replace him.” – Jefferson
August 17, 2018
“I often feel like the director of a cemetary, I have a lot of people under me, but nobody listens!” – Gavin
August 18, 2018
The motto in workaholic Silicon Valley is “Stop of lunch and you are lunch.”
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 5, 2018




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of August 5, 2018
August 5, 2018
“For weeks I’ve been telling him not to buy anything for my birthday, and he still forgot to bring me something!” – Noe
August 6, 2018
“There’s nothing like having the boss walk in to make a long story short.” – anonymous
August 7, 2018
“A committee is a group of people that keep minutes but waste hours!” – Berle
August 8, 2018
“Diaper spelt backwards is REPAID… Think about that for a few…” – McLuhan
August 9, 2018
“An Expert is one who knows more and more about less and less.” – Butler
August 10, 2018
“Nothing in the fine print is ever good news.” – Rooney
August 11, 2018
“To be a leader you need a lot of people dumb enough to follow.”
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of July 29, 2018




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of July 29, 2018
July 29, 2018
“If you mean to profit, learn to please.” – Churchill
July 30, 2018
“If we open a quarrel between the past and the present, we shall find that we have lost the future.” – Scott
July 31, 2018
“I’ve noticed that the people who are late are often so much more jollier than the people that have to wait for them.” – Lucas
August 1, 2018
“After that introduction, I can hardly wait to hear what I’m going to say!” – Anderson
August 2, 2018
“It usually takes me more than three weeks to prepare a good improptu speech.” – Twain
August 3, 2018
“I would tell you some jokes now but you’d only laugh at me.” – Berle
August 4, 2018
“My wife never lies about her age. She tells everyone that she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age!” – Orben
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of July 22, 2018




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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of July 22, 2018
July 22, 2018
“There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.” – Wharton
July 23, 2018
“Knowledge and courage take turns at greatness.” – Gracian
July 24, 2018
“People that think they know it all are incredibly annoying to those of us who do.” – Unknown
July 25, 2018
“There is no substitute for accurate knowledge.” – Jacobs
July 26, 2018
“Live that your friends can defend you, but never have to.” – Glasow
July 27, 2018
“I never worry about action, but only about inaction.” – Churchill
July 28, 2018
“There is not much collective security in a flock of sheep on the way to the butcher.” – Scott
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Quote(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of July 15, 2018