Topic: Thought of the day

Thought(s) Of The Day – For the week of December 2, 2018 0





Thought(s) Of The Day – For the week of December 2, 2018

December 2, 2018
Baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical.
December 3, 2018
Behind every successful man is a woman with nothing to wear.
December 4, 2018
If at first you don’t succeed, don’t take any more stupid chances.
December 5, 2018
Turtles only succeed when they stick their necks out.
December 6, 2018
Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
December 7, 2018
If your ship doesn’t come in, swim out and meet it.
December 8, 2018
Progress means taking risks. You can’t steal home and keep your foot on third base.
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Thought(s) Of The Day – For the week of November 25, 2018




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Thought(s) Of The Day – For the week of November 25, 2018

November 25, 2018
If you can’t be kind, at least be vague.
November 26, 2018
If God created man and woman, what created the atheist?
November 27, 2018
A clear conscience is the result of a poor memory.
November 28, 2018
There’s nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
November 29, 2018
A committee is a group of people that take minutes, and waste hours.
November 30, 2018
Wrinkles show where the smiles have been.
December 1, 2018
Leisure time is when your wife can’t find you.
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Thought(s) Of The Day – November 18, 2018




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Thought(s) Of The Day – November 18, 2018

November 18, 2018
Experience is the one thing you have plenty of when you’re too old to get the job.
November 19, 2018
Downsizing means you’re about to become the guest of honor at the going-away party.
November 20, 2018
Few great men could pass personnel.
November 21, 2018
If you talk to God, you are praying. If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
November 22, 2018
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
November 23, 2018
An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.
November 24, 2018
Give up New Year’s resolutions for Lent.
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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of November 11, 2018




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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of November 11, 2018

November 11, 2018
You have to have rain to get a rainbow.
November 12, 2018
Ideas are a dime a dozen. People who put them into action are priceless.
November 13, 2018
Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lesson afterwards.
November 14, 2018
If someone tells you nothing is impossible, ask them to gargle with their mouth shut.
November 15, 2018
A conservative is a Democrat who’s been mugged.
November 16, 2018
A kindergarten teacher is a person who knows how to make little things count.
November 17, 2018
Managing is getting paid for home runs someone else hits.
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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of November 4, 2018




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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of November 4, 2018
November 4, 2018
Going shopping with your husband is like going fishing with the game warden.
November 5, 2018
God made man before woman because he didn’t want any advice on how to do it.
November 6, 2018
By the time a man is rich enough to sleep late, he’s too old to enjoy it.
November 7, 2018
Definition of Father’s Day: Same as Mother’s Day, but you don’t spend as much.
November 8, 2018
There’s no such thing as a nonworking mother.
November 9, 2018
God couldn’t be everywhere, therefore he made mothers.
November 10, 2018
If you want your ship to come in, you must build a dock.
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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 28, 2018




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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 28, 2018
October 28, 2018
If you don’t go to people’s funerals, they won’t come to yours.
October 29, 2018
Death is just nature’s way of telling you to slow down.
October 30, 2018
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge while others just gargle.
October 31, 2018
No woman ever shot her husband while he was doing the dishes.
November 1, 2018
A smart husband buys his wife very fine china so she won’t trust him to wash it.”
November 2, 2018
Never get married in the morning, because you never know who you’ll meet that night.”
November 3, 2018
A man who boasts he never made a mistake is often married to a woman who did.
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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 21, 2018




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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 21, 2018
October 21, 2018
Few mistakes can be made by a mother-in-law who is willing to baby-sit.
October 22, 2018
It takes about five years for a walnut tree to produce nuts, but that’s not true with your family tree.
October 23, 2018
A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents.
October 24, 2018
Friends are folks who excuse you when you have made a fool of yourself.
October 25, 2018
The best way to get praise is to die.
October 26, 2018
If life were fair, Elvis would be alive and all his impersonators would be dead.
October 27, 2018
Life is not a dress rehersal.
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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 14, 2018




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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 14, 2018
October 14, 2018
Be a peacemaker and walk away from temptation.
October 15, 2018
Searching for answers matters almost as much as finding them.
October 16, 2018
Recognize and appreciate your freedoms and privileges.
October 17, 2018
Don’t underrate the value of touch.
October 18, 2018
Remember, all your work today will someday be obsolete.
October 19, 2018
Don’t take for granted that you have a right to choose.
October 20, 2018
Make a decision, don’t sit on the fence.
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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 7, 2018




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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of October 7, 2018
October 7, 2018
Don’t spend what you don’t have.
October 8, 2018
Only offer what you can deliver.
October 9, 2018
Set boundries that will discourage others from taking advantage of you.
October 10, 2018
Get involved in activities that challenge and build you.
October 11, 2018
Use your resources wisely.
October 12, 2018
To improve your memory, lend people money.
October 13, 2018
Children have become so expensive that only the poor can afford them.
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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 30, 2018




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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 30, 2018
September 30, 2018
Use intelligence and discipline to avoid a conflict.
October 1, 2018
Take control of whatever situtations you face.
October 2, 2018
Be your own master and strive for your own success.
October 3, 2018
Make sure you listen to people and understand the situation before taking action.
October 4, 2018
If something doesn’t feel right, walk away from it.
October 5, 2018
Protect your reputation.
October 6, 2018
Strive for greater stability vs changing what you’ve worked to achieve.
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Thought(s) Of The Day – For The Week Of September 23, 2018